Q: What’s got green skin four legs and only one penis. February 1, 2007

A: Mozart, the Brussel Iguana. This article claims that the iguana won’t even be bothered by it’s newly amputated penis becuase iguanas have 2. He’s still be able to reproduce effectively.

Maybe that’s true that Mozart will be able to reproduce still, but I’m doubtious that he isn’t bothered by it. In the Brilliant words of Matt, “Yes I’ve got two legs, and I’m pretty happy with both of them thank you.”

I rest my case. RIP Mozart’s A Penis.

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