A study in the UK blended the top comedians in the UK to come up with a fictitious face that is most likely to make people laugh. Turns out, it looks just like Ricky Gervais.
A: Iguanas and Boners January 29, 2007
Q: What are two things I frequently had in my room when I was 13!
Seriously, But on an even funnier note. Someone gave an iguana viagra and now the poor bastard has been rocking wood for a week. The decision was finally made that his good bits are going to amputated to avoid an infection. Don’t believe me? I thought so!
Visualize This: 400 burritos have been through this man’s intestines January 19, 2007
And I have to say, I’m a little bit jealous. Anyone who’s anyone who’s anyone who lives in the city should know about this man’s blog. Or be shot.
Who’s this man? Why the Burrito Eater of course! He and his mustachioed team of critics run around the city, reviewing burritos from the Richmond to Bayshore and everywhere in between.
I have this man to thank for the single best burrito experience of my life. A Super Marinated Grilled Tofu Burrito from Papalote’s on 24th St. For that, I am eternally grateful and blog about you always (or at least today.) Thank you good sir. Thank you.
This is really really really funny. January 18, 2007
Seriously, it is. Joe Mathlete (of the mathletes fame) runs a blog marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com. In this blog, he explains marmaduke cartoons. Sounds stupid right? Wrong! Just read a couple and you’ll understand. It’s ridiculous how good these are. I’ve been a fan for quite a while and been meaning to post these up. It’s about time you people got some funny in your lives.
God how I love the Romeo and Juliet Soundtrack. January 16, 2007
Not an ad, but a film – with the world’s most awkward product placement. It’s for a candy bar, but I can think of about 8 other products that the exact same spot would be more appropriate for.
Plus the punchline is hilarious.
Apple, you chumps. I’m hurt. January 14, 2007
So unless you’ve died or were stuck in your house wathing an 84-hour Monk marathon, you know about apple’s new iPhone. I’ve been anticipating an ipod phone for three years now and as a loyal apple user, you’d expect I’d be pretty enthusiastic about it. You were wrong! What a fucking let down. Here’s why.
1. Apple sold us out to go after PC-using corporate America. This phone wasn’t designed for me, a post-college 20-something with we’ll say, no disposable income. It was made for rich, white, guys who work downtown for companies with three names in the title. Johnson, Durkett and Greene. People who’s companies will buy them new PDA’s. People who are using PC based smart phones. What about your professional creative, loyal apple users, fuckers?! Where is our ipod phone for $300? We don’t want internet and email for $599. We just want to have a phone that plays our music.
2. Apple has the marketing guru team of the century. Apple voluntarily changed their iTV product to appleTV once they found out that some small electronics company already had a product out called eyeTV.
Now Apple is having a claim filed against them by Cisco systems for a trademark breech. Cisco already has a product called the iPhone. Why would Apple buckle from some tiny company, but want to go head-to-head againt Cisco, the giant of all giants? Especially after they have already shown that they are willing to break the “i____” product line and introduce products as an “apple____”? Because they want to get sued.
That’s right, you heard me. Apple is not releasing the iPhone until June. That gives them 5 months to get sued, have every media and press source write a story about the iPhone, and then settle with Cisco by either cutting them a big fat check, or just changing the name to the applePhone. And on the way, they get to make sure that everyone and their mother knows all about the iPhone. Apple you saucy minx. You got us good.
3. The touch pad seems like a stupid gimmic. Every iPod screen gets the shit scratched out of it. What’s going to happen to this screen when it’s getting picked at all day? It’s going to be covered with grease and get scratched up. But we’ll see. In the next couple months, prototypes will be getting out and I’m excited to read the reviews. We’ll see apple. We’ll see.
Finally Kodak gets it! January 12, 2007
Took you guys long enough. Glad to have you get you onboard! Better late than never right. And your new 180 within a brilliant industrial-turned-viral doesn’t hurt either.
Czech it out.
All of youtube’s existence is justified in this short. January 10, 2007
The only reason youtube has to exist is to host this film. enjoi
Women in Australia must be more proud of their vaginas January 8, 2007
Because they clearly have no problem showing them off.
This designer from down under makes bikins so delightfully small that you can tell the culture of the models. Nope, no female genital mutilation going on down there!
Ringer you can’t hear. Unless you’re young. January 4, 2007
To promote some stupid new horror movie where the killers call kid’s phones, but only the kids can hear, not the parents… Sony is selling these amazingly wierd and annoying ring tones.
I’m the only one under 25 in the free range office so I tried them out. My boss couldn’t hear it. I think she was a little jealous.
